South Park - It Came From Jersey

Everything east of the Rockies is now part of New Jersey! South Park is in danger of becoming West Jersey within the week. As the Jerseyites spill into Colorado and approach South Park, Randy and the boys stand strong against the onslaught.
Airs: 10/13/10 Wednesday 10:00 PM on Comedy Central

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Based on a Christmas card by the now-producers, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, called "The Joy of Christmas"; South Park is a show about four boys; Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, and Kenny McCormick. These four little fourth graders live in one messed up town. From talking poo to un-dead celebrities, to a mystical land of imagination, they see it all. All there is to say, is that... No one is safe. Black, white, Jewish, Christian, Scientologist, and everything in between, this show covers it all, and makes light of just about everything.

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It's been Eric Cartman's dream to join NASCAR all his life. He is willing to do whatever's necessary to achieve his goal. Cartman hires Butters as his pit boss to gear up for the race of his life.
10/06/10

Cartman's having a breakdown about an assignment that he must do for class; writing an essay about what he wants to be when he grows up. Kyle and Stan tell him he can be whatever he wants to be. However, Cartman's problem is that he wants to be a NASCAR driver and he knows he can't do it--because he's not "poor and stupid" enough. Kyle indicates that Cartman is a broke and ignorant idiot, Cartman thanks him for the encouragement and goes off to pursue his dream. Cartman calls upon Butters to spend all his money for him ($58.32), so that he can get as poor and stupid as he possibly can. For all the fans Butters drops off canned food and blankets he's purchased with Cartman's money at a NASCAR rally. Meanwhile, back at home, Cartman is working on getting stupid, by having all the blood rush to his head and watching episodes of Two and a Half Men. On TV Cartman see a commercial for Vagisil, and when he the disclaimer warning about possible short-term memory loss, he has an idea. He and Butters go to the store, and when they can't pay for the product, Cartman starts drinking a lot of Vagisil right off the shelf. He thinks he now might be stupid enough. At the Denver 300, Butters gets one of the drivers to leave his car and Cartman gets behind the wheel. Of course he can't drive, let alone race. He causes destruction everywhere he goes. He winds up in the hospital, where the doctor says that was the stupidest thing he's ever heard of a kid doing. With that endorsement, Cartman theorizes that he might have lost the race because he wasn't poor enough. Watching TV Kenny becomes outraged when he hears that Cartman vows to do it again.